Sunday, December 22, 2019

I'll Be Home For Christmas



Hello, my friends! It's been more than six months since my last blog post, and you've probably been wondering where I've been and what I've been up to. As usual, the Florida summer was unbearably hot, and nothing noteworthy happened around here for several months. Gary and Dodge and I laid low, didn't go anywhere, and tried to get through the heat and humidity without sweating to death. There was no break in the weather until early November. During the last few days in October, we finally packed up and headed into Georgia for some camping. I'll tell you more about that in future posts, since those were the most exciting times we've had since you last heard from me back in June. We are usually off camping somewhere around Christmas and New Years, but we are home this year. I don't remember the last time that happened. I'm a bit disappointed at not being off at some picturesque destination, but there are lots of things that Gary has fallen behind on here at home. He's taking this time to get caught up a little while the temperatures are cooler, and he feels more like working on things that would be much harder on him to do during the summer heat. I understand, and I'll wait patiently, hoping there will be another trip in store for us in the coming months. No reservations have been made yet, but I know that Gary is seeing how his projects go before he obligates us to anything. So, I'll be spending my Christmas this year inside the cluttered and disorganized Green Acres Garage. But, I'll also be spending it with my best buddies on the planet, Gary and Dodge, and nothing is better than that. I hope that all of you are spending your Holidays with your families and friends as well. Merry Christmas and a VERY Happy 2020 to you all. Love Always, Toaster.

Sunday, June 9, 2019

Ten Years Of Happiness






Time really flies by, doesn't it? On June 9th, 2009, ten years ago to this very day, my life changed forever. I went from being a neglected little travel trailer on my way to be crushed at the scrapyard, to being brought here to safety and happiness at my new home at the Green Acres Garage. It's been an incredible ten years, and I will be eternally grateful to my best friend Gary for saving me from certain death. I told this story when I created my blog many years ago, but for those of you not familiar with my history, here's a look back. I really don't remember much about my younger years. I'm sure that somebody once loved me early on in my life. We probably went camping and had fun, and those are days I wish I could recollect.  What I recall clearly are the many years of neglect I withstood after those initial happy days faded away. I sat for years without going anywhere. I had a little care, but not much. My original aqua and white colors were eventually covered over with dark blue spray paint and hideous brushed on latex house paint. My roof was slathered with multiple layers of a rubberized coating designed to keep my interior cooler. Although ugly, this was likely one of the better things that my previous owner did to me. The coating sealed the seams on my roof, and kept me water tight during all those years of being outside in all kinds of weather. Most vintage trailers like me develop leaks around the roof seams, and in turn, their wooden "bones" under their skins get wet and rot. Those nasty looking roof coatings saved me from most of the structural damage that uncoated trailers endure. But, with a little bit of good there was also lots of bad. A friend of my former owner lived in me for a long time with a dog. He was a HEAVY smoker. I'm lucky I didn't die from second hand smoke. It wasn't fun. There was a time when somebody vandalized me too. They broke out some of my windows and beat up their frames with a baseball bat, and kicked dents in my door. That was the last straw. My former owner didn't care enough about me to fix me, and gave me to a guy that was doing some work for him, in lieu of payment for the work. That guy was going to take me to the scrapyard if I didn't sell first. An ad was created, and I was advertised on Craigslist. Gary saw the ad just a few minutes after it was posted, and called to buy me sight unseen. But he was told that I was already sold, on the condition that the person that was going to buy me could fit me into their garage. This presumed buyer lived in a gated community where trailers weren't allowed in their yards. If I wouldn't fit inside their garage, then they couldn't buy me. They had to measure me to see if I would fit. Gary was bummed that he missed out on buying me, and left my temporary owner his phone number and a promise to purchase if the deal fell through with other buyer. The next morning I got measured, and I was too tall to fit inside the garage at the gated community guy's house. This was the luckiest thing that had happened to me in years. So, Gary got the call to come and get me. I was on the opposite side of Florida from where Gary lived. The next morning, I met Gary and Dodge for the first time. After the measly sum of $250 was paid, Gary hitched me up to Dodge and off we went. Our first stop was at Gary's sister's house, not far away from where Gary had purchased me. His sister made the comment that my body shape resembled a 1950's Toastmaster toaster that their family had many years ago. With that being said, Gary got the idea of naming me Toaster. And the rest, as they say, is history. We headed across Florida on our way to St. Augustine. Gary was nervous that my weathered tires wouldn't make the trip, but they surprisingly held up and got me to my new home safely. I really don't know why Gary initially liked me so much. I wasn't good looking, I was beat up, and my interior was BEYOND disgusting. My seat cushions were filthy, stained, and embedded with dog hair. There was dog poop and urine on my floor, and my walls were stained brown from nicotine. I had a repulsive smell that would make anybody sick. I was afraid he would decide that I was going to be too much work, and I'd end up at the scrapyard after all. Gary wouldn't touch anything in me without latex gloves on for several weeks, but little by little, he made me better. He cleaned and scrubbed and cleaned some more. He threw out those disgusting seat cushions, and tore out my damaged cabinets. Before long, I was almost completed empty inside. Other than some lingering cigarette smells, I wasn't too bad. Although my roof area wasn't damaged because of all that mopped on cool coat, there was considerable water damage and rot around and below my rear window. Gary rebuilt my rear wall, and found replacements for my heavily damaged windows. He spent all summer and into the fall working on me. My interior was carefully planned and built with care. By then, I knew I was here to stay. The original plan was for me to be the rolling motel for Gary and his three buddies to sleep in at car shows. So, I was fitted with full-time beds front and back, and bunk beds in the center left side. On the door side, Gary built me some beautiful kitchen cabinets with stainless steel covered doors, and a stainless steel countertop. A sink and faucet was installed, then a microwave oven, a small flatscreen TV, and a DVD player. My freshly painted white ceiling and walls with black trim was accented with red tiled flooring. My wheel bearings were cleaned and repacked, and I was re-wired from one end to the other. Oh, and I got new tires to replace those scary ones that I rode to my new home on. By November of 2009, I was ready to go on my first camping trip with Gary and his friends. And boy, was that FUN!!! I wouldn't get my exterior worked on until the summer of 2010, and that was a monumental task in itself. Gary spent 246 hours removing all those layers of paint and mopped on roof coatings. My roof seams were covered with Eternabond sealant tape to prevent leaks, and ten years later, I haven't leaked a drop. Although Gary originally planned on re-painting me in my original aqua and white factory colors, he liked the way I looked being bare metal. And after finding some red trim pieces online, and seeing how well the silver and red looked together, my new color scheme was decided on. As you all know, we've been to a lot of places and seen some beautiful parts of the Country since I became a member of Gary's family. We've visited nine states in addition to our home state of Florida, and we plan to visit many more. These ten years have definitely been the best of my life. I no longer have to worry about being sold for scrap or being neglected. I have a wonderful home inside the Green Acres Garage. I'm appreciated and I'm loved, and being where I am today is better than winning the lottery. Some things were meant to be, and this fairytale story is one of them.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Happy Birthday, Dodge!!!
















































It's May 8th, 2019, and 27 years ago today in 1992, our best buddy Dodge was "born" at Chrysler's Pillette Road Truck Assembly Plant in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. All of the B-series Dodge vans from 1971 through 2003 originated in the now defunct factory. Dodge was shipped to Florida not long after his birth, and he has lived in Florida his whole life. Gary found a sales listing for Dodge on eBay on September 24th, 2006. At that time, they were living only about three miles away from each other, so Gary went to check him out. There was something noticeably special about Dodge from the first minute that Gary saw him. After paying the measly sum of only $1200 for him, Dodge became the most valuable member of Gary's vehicular family. He still holds that same status today. Not long after the purchase, Gary and Dodge spent a full week camping together at Anastasia State Park in St. Augustine. Gary never was a big fan of camping, but Dodge got him out there and made him see how much fun camping could be. That first camping trip was spent with Dodge's conversion van interior, consisting of a very uncomfortable couch that folded down into a bed. By the time the next camping trip happened a month or so later, Dodge's cargo space was turned into something more useful and camping friendly. Gone was the couch/bed, and gone was the faded shag carpeting. Gary installed a plywood floor and various storage bins. He bought an air mattress and some other amenities to make Dodge REALLY comfortable, and off they went. They camped together whenever time allowed for the next few years. In 2009, with the "camping bug" in full effect, Gary decided to buy a small vintage camping trailer. During his childhood years, a neighborhood friend of Gary's had a Serro Scotty trailer that they often played in. Those were good times, so the hunt was on for the brand of trailer that Gary remembered so fondly. After a want ad for a Serro Scotty turned up no leads in the Florida area, Gary bought my brother "Scotty" from an eBay seller in of all places, Missouri. Dodge took his longest trip to date, traveling over a thousand miles one way to pick up "Scotty". They traveled a few hundred miles of Route 66 before returning to Florida. Once home, it was obvious that poor old "Scotty" was going to need a total rebuild. He also needed a few replacement parts. Two months after purchasing "Scotty", an ad appeared on Craigslist for me. I was right here in Florida too, on the west coast near Largo. Gary and Dodge came to get me, and that was the beginning of our happy life together. Although Gary originally intended to use me for parts for "Scotty", I was actually in much better shape. So "Scotty" was relegated to future project status, and after LOTS of work, I became the third member of "The Three Camp-A-Teers". Dodge became the hauler instead of the camper. He was the perfect size for transporting all of our gear, and towed me with ease. And the rest, as they say, is history. Dodge is the brawn, I'm the beauty, and Gary is the brains that does everything else. We work VERY well together.  Besides being perhaps the most valuable member of our group, Dodge has been involved in most everything in Gary's life since that fateful day in 2006. Moving across the state from St. Petersburg to St. Augustine in 2007, Dodge hauled all of Gary's possessions except the larger furniture items. He's towed cars, he's towed the other seven Serro Scotty trailers that now live here with us, he's hauled building materials, antiques, and even groceries. The attached photos depict some of the highs and lows that Dodge has experienced. Other than the two accidents that poor old Dodge had in late 2017 and early 2018 (neither of which were Gary or Dodge's fault), he's had a happy life here. Even the accidents didn't stop Dodge. Both cars that hit him were undriveable afterwards, but Dodge rolled on. After many thousands of miles, the only thing that has ever stopped him in his tracks, was a dead electric fuel pump at 252,000 miles. He has 272,000 on his odometer now. He may be just an old, outdated, piece of junk to most people, but he means everything to Gary and I. Who knows how things would have turned out for any of us if Dodge had not gotten Gary to enjoy camping? I'm sure I wouldn't be here, and for that I am eternally grateful. No vehicle could ever replace our hero. Long live Dodge! Happy 27th Birthday, my dear friend.